More from M.C. Famous Tim. . .
This time a cleric's perspective on the fighter class.

U Can't Crit This!
Parody of U Can't Touch This
Lyrics: Famous Tim
Performed by: MC Warhammer

U can't crit this
U can't crit this
U can't crit this
U can't crit this

My-my-my foe, he hits me, so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my gawd! Thank you for Blessing me
With a mind for hymns and a faith complete!"
It feels good
When it's my round
A Silver Flame Brother from the Thrane-town (flame keep, you know it!!!)
And I know not, to quit
And this is a foe, unh!
U can't crit

I told you sword boy
U can't crit this!
Yeah, that's why we prayin', and you know
U can't crit this!
Look in my eyes, man!
U can't crit this!
Oh!, let me bust these funky liches!
U can't crit this!

Fresh new Keeper, Rejoice!
She's holy like that, and you know she hears the Voice
So move, into the light
To save a fly nun and use your Smite
While we're rolling,
Hol-ly!
Turn a little bit and let 'em know what's going on
Take that!
and that!
Flame's on the mission, so just fall on back
Let 'em know that you're legit
And this is a hit - huh!
That can't crit

Yo! I told you
U can't crit this!
Why you standing there, man?
U can't crit this!
Yo, sound the bells, church is in, sucka!
U can't crit this!

Give me a song, a hymn!
Making 'em flee
That's what I'm giving'em
Now, they know
You talk about Warhammer, you're talking about a blow
That's Holy, with Might
Vampire's are sweating so give them a Smite!
A lesson to learn
What is it going to take in the '90s
To stake their hearts? Commit!
Either pray hard or you might as well quit

That's the word, because you know
U can't crit this
U can't crit this

Break it down

Stop. . . Warhammer time

Go with the Flame
It is said
That if they can't groove to this
Then they're prob'ly undead
So wave your hands in the air
Cast a few spells, run your fingers through your hair
That's it, for Jaela!
Cast like that an' you're gonna get a sinner
Move, slide and jump
Just for a round, let's all go and thump
thump thump thump

See?!, U can't crit this
Look man, U can't crit this
You better get holy
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't crit this
Ring the bell, Church's back in
Break it down

Stop. Warhammer time

U can't crit this
U can't crit this
U can't crit this
U can't crit this
Break it down

Stop. Warhammer time

Every time you see me
Warhammer's just so hyped
I'm hope from the horror
And I'm magic against wights
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others makin' attacks
That just can't crit
I've toured around the world
From Flame Keep to Karnn Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Warhammer!
And the rest can go and pray
Can't crit this

U can't crit this
U can't crit this
U can't crit this
Yeah,U can't crit this
I told you, U can't crit this
Too hype, can't crit this
Yo, we outta here, can't crit this